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Following the homicide of Charles McJetpack right handed pitcher for the Wanapum Orangepants, Horton Morris, was fired March 14th in an official statement released by general manager Alfred Waltabeener. "Following the guilty verdict found by the Wanapum City National Court on one count of homicide, and two counts of being bad at spelling, we no longer wish to continue a business relationship between the Orangepants Organization and Mr. Morris," Alfred the woman said as she sat in a maroon lounge chair. Morris contributed 599 and two thirds innings and a 3.95 ERA through two and a half years with the Orangepants.
The press conference with Waltabeener was scheduled almost immediately after the court released an official verdict on the widely televised case against Horton Morris. Morris was accused on one count of homicide and two counts of being bad at spelling for all two misspellings of the victims name. Horton was sentenced one life sentence with the possibility of parole after 38 years. Horton Morris denied any opportunities to be interviewed by news reporters but I managed to get into the prison transport truck with Hunter while he was being moved to Washington State Penitentiary. He did not have anything to add to the homicide case however, for all he said was "How did you get in here?" quite lowdly. I was found shortly after that because one of the guards driving heard Hunter.
After a grueling 18 hour recess the court had instated during the trial, the jury came back to make the final verdicts. They were asked to comment on the party hats they were wearing when they came back but insisted, "we were doing jury things." The guilty verdict was said to be unanimous throughout all seven jurors, and the public feels that justice has been served.
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