WARNING

ANTI-CLIMATE SHIELDING DOME WARNING INITIATED

BREAKING

RABID DOLPHIN COLONY THREATENS NATO; NEGOTIATIONS SOON SAYS PRESIDENT. COMCOM TELECOMMUNICATIONS HACKED; USER DATA LIKELY LEAKED. PRESIDENT OF NEW PRUSSIA DECLARES STATE OF PANIC AS COLOR ORANGE SWEEPS EUROPE. DELIVERY TRUCKS ACROSS NATION DISAPPEAR; RANSOM NOTE FOUND IN NORTH CAROLINA. GRAND CANYON FLOODS; METHANE AND HYDROCHLORIC ACID FOUND IN WATER. KIDFLAMP TOY COMPANY RECALLS ROBOTIC TEDDY BEARS. BARRY'S PIZZA COMPANY SUED AFTER CUSTOMER FINDS MICROCHIP IN PIZZA. PAKISTANI GOVERNMENT REQUESTS TO BE REMOVED FROM MAPS; HOPES FOR STEALTHIER ATTACK POSSIBILITIES.

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The Wanapum City News Station is located on the south-east side of Wanapum City in a two story, silver, floating building that sits right next to a silver, floating parking lot that leads out to silver, floaty Redwood Drive. If you have a local story that you think should be published, or if you simply want to send us fan mail, please do not. We are no longer accepting physical mail since the incident last Spring where the entire block had to be evacuated. We are sorry for the inconvenience. You may still send us electronic mail and messages if you are so inclined, however. Thank you for making us your #1 Wanapum News Source!

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