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RABID DOLPHIN COLONY THREATENS NATO; NEGOTIATIONS SOON SAYS PRESIDENT. COMCOM TELECOMMUNICATIONS HACKED; USER DATA LIKELY LEAKED. PRESIDENT OF NEW PRUSSIA DECLARES STATE OF PANIC AS COLOR ORANGE SWEEPS EUROPE. DELIVERY TRUCKS ACROSS NATION DISAPPEAR; RANSOM NOTE FOUND IN NORTH CAROLINA. GRAND CANYON FLOODS; METHANE AND HYDROCHLORIC ACID FOUND IN WATER. KIDFLAMP TOY COMPANY RECALLS ROBOTIC TEDDY BEARS. BARRY'S PIZZA COMPANY SUED AFTER CUSTOMER FINDS MICROCHIP IN PIZZA. PAKISTANI GOVERNMENT REQUESTS TO BE REMOVED FROM MAPS; HOPES FOR STEALTHIER ATTACK POSSIBILITIES.

Sports

Local Sports:

NCAA
Latest Game: Wanapum Crows lost to the Primeston Illuminatis 48 - 104
Upcoming Games: Wanapum Crows vs. Barryville Opals, March 11; Wanapum Crows vs. Didgenory City Waffles, March 28;
Season Record: Through 12 games, Wanapum Crows: 2-10

MLB
Latest Game: Wanapum Orangepants won 5 - 2 against the Marrytown Harbors
Season Record: Through 63 games, Wanapum Orangepants: 38-25
Standings: The Wanapum Orangepants are ranked 2nd in the National League West


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