September 6, 2060Griffin
Since the death of late Marianey Johannas Johnson Jr., the president and CEO of the Wanapum City News Corporation, Pod Pod Jones, one of our head editors, has been missing. Pod Pod did not report to the press conference on March 2nd when the Wanapum staff collectively decided to close all operations following Mr. Johnson's death. The investigation has been closed until further notice however.
Pod Pod Jones' last known location was near Bernardo's Large Intestine, a local bar and grill in Wanapum, where Pod Pod was doing interviews about the restaurant's recent break in and soup flood. According to police, the soup was tomato.
When asked what he knew about Pod Pod's whereabouts, Barnardo Portatorpa, owner of Bernardo's Large Intestine Bar and Grill, had little to say.
"He was interviewing me about how our large tanks of tomato soup had burst following the break-in. Police said it was caused by someone installing a small explosive computer chip to the outside of one of the tanks. During the interview Pod Pod floated off inside of a large glass balloon. I guess he had gotten all the information he needed because he left while I was explaining something. I watched him float a while but he eventually went out of view over the skyline."
Bernardo is currently in custody for impending questioning by police.
Current suspects to Pod Pod's disappearance include: Bernardo Portatorpa, Mysterious Tim, owner and founder of Mysterious Tim's Illegal Spy Equipment Emporium, Babe Ruth, and Johnny Lymph Nodes, a close friend to Pod Pod Jones and his family. All suspects are expected to be indicted excluding Babe Ruth. Babe was sent back to the 1940s before being named a suspect.
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